fattypatties

Hunting Season

I've grown to hate January. Why? Because every other ad on television is a diet ad. This is "Gotta Lose Weight" month. On top of this, every talk show, news program, and magazine show has to do some story about "obesity." This year's target -- kids. Yes, we may not care about our own bodies, but we can get motivated to spend our money on the billion dollar diet industry, "for the children."

Somehow, I think I know how a deer or a duck feels during hunting season. I plan to duck and cover and pray I don't end up on someone's jeep hood.

BTW, I still have no voice and this is getting very old. Lot's of hot drinks in my future.